If Raye Penbar hadn’t been so sexist and dismissive of his fiancee, he might still be alive.

timetoturnonthelight:

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

DUMB DUMB WANT GUM GUM

(via thecompanionsdoctor)

danradcliffs:

My name is Barry Allen. To the world I’m the fastest man alive.

(via grooting)

"It’s just so strange.
You used to love me,
and now you’re a stranger
 who happens to know all
 of my secrets."

Clementine von Radics (via itskiddo)

(via wretchedoftheearth)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

American Tumblr Posts Photoset #1

Want to see more country photosets?

British Photoset #2

Canadian Photoset #3

(via excogitate-reboot-transmute)

OKAY KIDS WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT ABANDONED PLACES

everynameitryistaken:

damnitarmin:

I MEAN

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HOW

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CAN

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YOU

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NOT

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THINK

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THESE

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PLACES

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ARE

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HELLA

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COOL

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DON’T

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PRETEND

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THAT

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YOU

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DON’T

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WANT

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GO TO

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AT LEAST

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ONE

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OF

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THESE

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PLACES

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this is like walking through dreams

(Source: damnitroxy, via excogitate-reboot-transmute)

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

This needs to be passed out in every sex ed class ever.

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

This needs to be passed out in every sex ed class ever.

(via sugar-rose)